Bring It!!!

Once upon a time a police officer was doing his rounds when he saw a small boy crying on the curb. He asked they boy what was the matter. The boy told him that his parents were getting divorced.

The policeman asked the boy which one he wanted to stay with.
"Neither," he said, "they both beat me all the time!"

"Well, then who do you want to live with?" he asked.

To this the boy replied, " I want to live with the Utah Utes because they don't beat anybody!"

'Nough said.